Q: Are you actually Scottish?

A: Yes. My accent doesn't usually shine through however, as I try to speak as fluently as possible. If I went full brogue, you'd all have a hard time understanding me.

Q: What version is this?

A: If I'm speedrunning, it is ALWAYS the PC version.

Q: Your Tubelectric stage 2 in Jazz Jackrabbit is shorter than mine. Why?

A: The version I use is what I like to call the Floppy Disk version. The CD version of Jazz Jackrabbit extended the end to Tubelectric 2. As a result, the Floppy Disk version is faster to run on due to a shorter stage.

Q: Why don't you calm down and stop raging?

A: Let me answer this question with another question: Since when has this ever been a good question to ask someone raging? I try not to let things get to me, 99% of the time I'm not actually mad. But if something does bug me, don't be an idiot.

Q: Why don't you do races or participate in SRL?

A: There's two answers to this:
1. No-one really wants to race my games, and I don't want to learn the popular games.
2. I'm not much of a racer, if I'm honest. I can understand the appeal but it's generally not for me.
I do however love to watch races on SRL and recommend everyone go there if they want a fun time.

Q: Why do you cheat?

A: I don't cheat. What you probably see is a glitch. Glitches are allowed in speedrunning and always have been. And don't give me the "That's not the honourable way" or "Speedrun the game right!" shit. I know most of you do it to push buttons.

Q: Why did you stop running Borderlands 2?

A: There are many reason for this actually. The biggest one is that it lost it's fun factor. With runs being as tight as they are, getting a good time requires so much luck, and it seems to not really give it to me. Another reason was, at the time, there was a lot of unnecessary drama surrounding the game. I just didn't want to be part of it anymore.

Q: I want to play Jazz Jackrabbit, but I have no idea where to get it! Any help?

A: This game has gotten pretty elusive as time has gone on. There is no legal digital copy available and obtaining the Floppy disk version of JJ1 is extremely difficult. Here is a list of sites from JJ2Online that may help.

Q: Why do you never stop the timer at the score screen at the end of JJ2?

A: BECAUSE FORCE OF HABIT OKAY? YOU STOP THE TIMER THEN! I like to stop a timer when the player has no way to give any inputs before the final scene, and technically you can still hit escape during the score screen until the cutscene happens. You WOULDN'T, but you could.

Q: What source port are you using?

A: Whenever I'm speedrunning, I'm using Chocolate Doom/CNDoom. It emulates the original game the best, as well as offers options for speedrunning convenience.
Whenever I'm casually playing, it will always be ZDoom. The reason is that it runs 99% of wads without a hitch, including wads that use ACS and DECORATE.

Q: Have you played Brutal Doom?/Can you play Brutal Doom?/PLAY BRUTAL DOOM

A: Ah, this question. The age old question that most new, young Doomers ask. So allow me to explain why I'm NOT playing Brutal Doom EVER on this stream. For one, although I appreciate what the wad is and the effort gone into it, I don't like it. It changes the gameplay significantly. Another thing I hate is the lack of knowledge people have on anything else outside of Brutal Doom, mainly due to Totalbiscuit's video on it. Brutal Doom did not invent jumping, crosshairs or mouse aiming, that is a source port (ZDoom) thing. Brutal Doom isn't the best weapons mod, there are MANY other weapon mods and PLENTY of custom content available that can easily outshine Brutal Doom. Brutal Doom is not Doom, nor is it what Doom should be. Pure and simple. And I am not ruining my experience of a wad by adding a completely unnecessary and irritating mod ontop of it. So stop being a loser and look at all the other cool shit the Doom community has to offer.
Cacoward winners
Zdoom compatible wads
Old School wads
And there's a ton more.

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