Poochy, where are you?

Recorded Aug 16th 2011 on trihex 0:31 42

GET DOWN HERE BITCH!

Problem Trihex?

Recorded Aug 4th 2011 on trihex 1:20 44

Where are you going baby mario, choke me with a rope of cocks, and problem Trihex?

Beatbox trollin'!

Recorded Jul 21st 2011 on trihex 1:01 41

In an attempt to troll Stevtarr, I tried to beatbox and artificially sample and repeat his exclaim "Get Off!" I either impressed everyone or freaked them out. It's all to your perception. ;)

AMAZING SINGLE-TONGUE BAXTER OF SEXITUDE!

Recorded Jul 19th 2011 on trihex 0:30 25

I did a baxter from an acute angled ricocheting egg with a single tongue that went over the entire goal ring. Speaking Chinese to you? Just understand that egg I tongued, the way I did it, is incredibly hard to do and you should be impressed.

Obligated Glitch Highlight in 4-E

Recorded Jul 19th 2011 on trihex 0:30 30

Glitches occurring in Yoshi's Island are like a Jesus resurrection and my birthday wrapped in a burrito sprinkled in crack. So I'm obligated to highlight this because of how rare they happen.

E-3 is really a simulation for Hell-on-Earth..

Recorded Jul 19th 2011 on trihex 1:41 19

Epic save by dodging watermelon seeds by timing a specific flutter perfectly, be sure to full-screen it to see how close the seeds are!

DOUBLE FUCKING LOOP-DE-LOOP

Recorded Jul 19th 2011 on trihex 0:30 33

FUCK ALL THAT CASUAL SHIT! IF YOU AIN'T DOUBLE LOOPIN', GET THE FUCK OFF THIS PLANET!!!!

TOO GOOD at the 6-4 lava skip + Perfect Boss + SEXY finish! :)

Recorded Jul 11th 2011 on trihex 1:34 22

1) I actually perfect flutter x3 times towards the end and end the lava skip higher than I usually do by missing the flower with my usual neutral egg shot. 2) Perfect boss fight using the method when you have less than 6 eggs. 3) Most importantly, I flutter low enough to have Yoshi pose with his foot touching the lava. Literally, you can only go 1 pixel lower than I was without touching the lava and dying instantly.

4-1 Is My Favorite Level

Recorded Jul 9th 2011 on trihex 1:12 29

Carl, Le Saboteur, strikes again.

4-4 Beasting

Recorded Jul 9th 2011 on trihex 0:20 14

Awesome egg shot, perfect flutter, sexy ground pound door entry.