Junkie Spin Snipe! (GTA4, PS3)

Recorded Feb 27th 2010 on Thefalconbunch 0:24 1

It's moments like this that make you smile during a gunfight.

Unbreakable Carmen (GTA4, PS3)

Recorded Feb 27th 2010 on Thefalconbunch 1:02 9

Nico likes his women like he likes his cars: fast, exotic, and able to take 80 bullets to the face.

HookerLaunch 2010 - now in HookerVision! (GTA4, PS3)

Recorded Feb 27th 2010 on Thefalconbunch 0:51 1

Our favorite passtime in GTA4 involves picking up the fat, black hookers and launching ourselves off the highway with them in the car. Then we bail out of the car to hear them cuss us out in slow motion before they blow up. Try it!

John Hates Hipsters (GTA4, PS3)

Recorded Feb 27th 2010 on Thefalconbunch 0:38 7

Those hipsters were saved by the hair of a twirled mustache. May they live the rest of their pointless lives a bit more richly, if ironically.

Jesse Justice Boom! (GTA4, PS3)

Recorded Feb 27th 2010 on Thefalconbunch 0:37 1

Jesse demonstrates his own version of justice on someone who dares be arrested by due process.

Fire Escape Escape! (GTA4, PS3)

Recorded Feb 27th 2010 on Thefalconbunch 0:53 0

The swingset glitch strikes again, flinging Nico out of his destroyed conveyance and into a career of climbing fire escapes and dying.

Nude Attitude (Bayonetta, PS3)

Recorded Feb 22nd 2010 on Thefalconbunch 1:05 297

Jesse and John finally concede to play BAYUH-NETTUH! Verdict: If it was guy, no one would buy it ever.

Beating Luigi's Purple Coins (Super Mario Galaxy, Wii)

Recorded Feb 22nd 2010 on Thefalconbunch 2:29 11

Having his older brother run all over his flat body collecting money is one of Luigi's many fetishes. We live to gratify him. (doppelgäming)

Beating Funky (Super Mario World, SNES)

Recorded Feb 20th 2010 on Thefalconbunch 2:20 6

John defeats the final and most special of the special levels in Super Mario World. And he does it with a flair all his own.

John Learns What Haste Makes (Super Mario World, SNES)

Recorded Feb 20th 2010 on Thefalconbunch 1:07 0

Waste, my son. Taste the waste.