oct 8 day z: electro is a complete shitshow.

Recorded Oct 9th 2am on s3xualtitan 7:47 7

retarded people doing retarded things in electro. electro is the worst place. seriously. some fucking clown waited for some dude to get beat down by zombies so he could loot a makarov from him with like 3 bullets in it.. to shoot me.. yeah. about that.

may 22 day z: for allah.

Recorded May 23rd 2012 on s3xualtitan 0:43 10

so turns out i threw a grenade on accident. thought it was a tin can or flare. sad day.

may 21 day z: just call me oswald pt 2.

Recorded May 22nd 2012 on s3xualtitan 2:03 0

i was tired and all bandits look the same. WOOPS.

may 21 day z: just call me oswald pt 1.

Recorded May 22nd 2012 on s3xualtitan 5:25 9

a sad day for random people.

may 21 day z: air field massacre.

Recorded May 22nd 2012 on s3xualtitan 8:44 15

i am a trigger happy jackass. note to self: carry more makarov ammo. thankfully, as soon as i got swarmed the server crashed haha.

may 21 day z: emperor obama's will.

Recorded May 22nd 2012 on s3xualtitan 6:16 9

lovecrayon receives inspiration from our lord and savior.

may 20 day z: dickheads on the clock tower and other fairy tales.

Recorded May 21st 2012 on s3xualtitan 8:48 15

we find some idiots and kill them. they ended up coming back and killing us while i was alt tabbed. also i didnt know which one was crayon. buhdurr.

may 20 day z: stalkemon.

Recorded May 21st 2012 on s3xualtitan 2:14 6

i crawl everywhere. always. at all times. dunno how he didnt die instantly. and i still don't know how to get into the fucking deer stands cuz im a retard.

may 20 day z: how rude.

Recorded May 21st 2012 on s3xualtitan 3:50 35

talking about pissing in bottles. i'm also retarded and thought my cz poofed then suddenly, survivors. stupid survivors. also the cz was in my inv. im dumb.

may 20 day z: lovecrayon is an asshole.

Recorded May 21st 2012 on s3xualtitan 2:42 21

some bandit was like "LET'S BE FRIENDS" and we were like "ok" then we murdered him. felt sort of bad. sort of. we lived through the instant karma horde we got.