I love my chat and my viewers, and I want the chat to be an enjoyable place. Because of this, I ask that you follow a few simple rules:

1: I'm easily frustrated, and I often rage at games when I'm not doing as well as I think I could be. Sometimes I'll even get a little rude, and I'm really sorry about that. However, when I'm upset, I ask that you don't be a fucking dick when I'm pissed off.
2: Don't use twitch faces. They're censored. If you really want to amuse yourself by posting them, feel free, but you'll only look foolish when you end every line with three asterisks.
3: Don't use URL shorteners. As a defense against spammers, I have an auto-ban script that will ban bit.ly and tinyurl on sight. If you want to link something but fear the link is too large, just use bombch.us
4: My moderators are free to do what they want. You cannot argue a ban. This chat is not a democracy. If a mod feels you should be banned, you will be banned. I suggest you make friends with them and don't piss them off ;)
5. If you say something that offends someone in the chat (and it's reasonable, not someone very obviously abusing this rule) I would really appreciate it if you'd apologize to them!
Follow the above rules and I'll give you a hug. Promise.

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