Horfe is King of the Tower

Recorded Sep 26th 3am on CaptainHorfe 2:23 4

For a brief, shining moment, I take my rightful place at the top of the tower. Praise the sun!

Horfe takes it like Robert Baratheon

Recorded Sep 26th 3am on CaptainHorfe 0:35 4

This one's short and sweet.

Horfe misses the obvious, pays price

Recorded Sep 26th 2am on CaptainHorfe 2:33 1

HAHAHAHA

Horfe vanquishes Taurus Demon

Recorded Sep 26th 2am on CaptainHorfe 2:32 8

After 5-6 actual attempts, and a few total derps, the Taurus Demon has fallen! Praise the sun!

Horfe meets Havel the Rock

Recorded Sep 14th 2am on CaptainHorfe 1:19 15

Horfe uses the master key to "bypass some content."

How to channel MAGMA

Recorded Jul 28th 6pm on CaptainHorfe 3:47 19

Not really...

Migrant death trap 2/2

Recorded Jul 10th 2am on CaptainHorfe 1:40 17

The way twitch.tv handles archives required me to cut this short clip into two sections. Bad news for migrants and viewers alike as some dwarves get chopped down and I fall into a hysterical laughing fit. Notice I get so excited Weegee showed up that I missed, "An ambush! Curse them!" This "defense" I engineered turned out to be a death trap that took me quite a while to reclaim.

Migrant death trap 1/2

Recorded Jul 10th 2am on CaptainHorfe 2:09 39

The way twitch.tv handles archives required me to cut this short clip into two sections. Bad news for migrants and viewers alike as some dwarves get chopped down and I fall into a hysterical laughing fit. Notice I get so excited Weegee showed up that I missed, "An ambush! Curse them!" This "defense" I engineered turned out to be a death trap that took me quite a while to reclaim.

Dwarven Glacial Irrigation

Recorded Feb 26th 2012 on CaptainHorfe 10:55 32

How do dwarves make water when everything is frozen solid? By smashing a story or two of ice on a hard rock floor, of course!

Operation Mothership: Test 1

Recorded Feb 29th 2012 on CaptainHorfe 3:42 24

Straight from the dwarven proving grounds, this footage chronicles the first test of a Dwarven Dropship design.