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FAQ: Who the **** is Absconditus? Just a gamer. What's his real name? Neil. How old is he? 27. Where is he from? Norway. Does he do YouTube videos? Not really, maybe some day. Does he have abs? Everyone does, or we wouldn't be able to stand up straight. Can he play a specific game? Maybe, check his Steam games list to request a game to be played. Can he sing for me? If you ask, maybe he will. Can I keep asking stupid questions? Sure. Shake it how many times? Once, any more and you're playing with it.
RULES to follow
♥ No spam, spam, spam.
♥ No posting links without !permit.
♥ NO ALL CAPS, OK?
♥ No talk about piracy.
♥ No spoilers, thank you.
♥ No "Gimmeh free game nao!"
♥ No requests to see my nipples.
♥ Don't flame or bully others.
♥ Trolling, yes. Excessively, no.
♥ Listen to the mods (at least).
♥ Wash your hands after peeing.
♥ Born stupid? Don't have kids.
THE RIG nuts and bolts
Corsair Obsidian 800DASUS Crosshair IV Formula
AMD Phenom II X4 965 BE
Corsair H50
Sapphire Radeon HD 5970
OCZ BE CL8 DDR3 4GB
Intel X25-M Gen.2 80GB
Samsung SpinPoint F3 1TB
Corsair HX750W
LG 24" W2453V-PF
Windows 7 64bit
Microsoft Sidewinder X4
Microsoft Sidewinder
Xbox 360 Wireless Controller
XSPLIT settingsPreset: medium&ex:crf:18
Quality: Not set
VBV Max Bitrate: 750
VBV Buffer: 1500
Resolution: 640x360
Audio: 44.1Khz 16bit Stereo
Codec: AAC LC
Bitrate: 96000
derpBOT commands — some of them anyways
Moderator only:
+b/-b <username>
↳ Bans/unbans <username>.
!clear
↳ Clears the chat.
!permit <username>
↳ Allows <username> to post
links for 30 seconds.
!topic <topic>
↳ Sets the <topic>.Public:
!abstime
↳ Show's Neil's current time.
!help
↳ Lists main commands.
!facecam
↳ Says why there's no face cam.
!follow
↳ Tells you why you may want
to Follow the channel.
!game
↳ Says what game Neil's playing.
!rules
↳ Displays the main rules.
!steam
↳ Displays link to Steam profile.
!topic
↳ Displays the current topic.
!twitter
↳ Displays link to Twitter.
!votekick <username>
↳ Starts a vote kick on the
specified <username>.
Moderator only:+b/-b <username>
↳ Bans/unbans <username>.
!clear
↳ Clears the chat.
!permit <username>
↳ Allows <username> to post
links for 30 seconds.
!topic <topic>
↳ Sets the <topic>.Public:
!abstime
↳ Show's Neil's current time.
!help
↳ Lists main commands.
!facecam
↳ Says why there's no face cam.
!follow
↳ Tells you why you may want
to Follow the channel.
!game
↳ Says what game Neil's playing.
!rules
↳ Displays the main rules.
!steam
↳ Displays link to Steam profile.
!topic
↳ Displays the current topic.
↳ Displays link to Twitter.
!votekick <username>
↳ Starts a vote kick on the
specified <username>.
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